Friday, February 9, 2007

Friday Haiku


Furry roach man, halt!
Abs of cotton bliss, not yours.
Back away, toad face.

(mitch meats):

Bushy arches douche,
Is McDonald’s on your head?
I’ll have fries with that.

(douchebag OUT!):

Douchey Chia Pet
Eyebrows look like a head band
Where’s my weed wacker?

(duck duck douche):

Hotties stuck in them
She escaped the furry brow
RUN smooth tummy poon

# posted by douchebag1

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