Friday, February 16, 2007
Friday Haiku
Somewhere a baby,
Shrieking in his mother’s arms,
Knows this is out there.
Designer mohawk
From nineteen eighty seven
Prince wants his beads back
— Pandora
Please tell me you’re gay,
Tim Hardaway will crush you,
I will take the girl.
— The Alpha Douche
…And I ru-uh-un
I run so far a way-ay
Could’nt get away!
— douchebag out!
