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Ghost Ship

Rumor has it this is “The Ghost” making a rare appearance out of man-tan chemical treatment and without dark glasses.

Tribal tat? Check. Unearned dog tags? Check. Pair of Jams from 1988? Check. Face o’ douche? Check mate.

I would wrap Bella with prosciutto and melon and toast Tuscany with her abs under a setting sun.