Jailergrrl
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Longtime reader Jailergrrl writes in to offer her ode on the ‘bag phenomenon:
AN ODE TO SCROTE
Greasy man, all tanned and typically muscled
why do women fall for the scam that you hustle?
We know deep down in the core of our hearts
that we’d be better off smelling our grandpa’s deadly farts.
The oily stain that you leave on our scarred souls
can only be cured by smoking many many MANY bowls.
Some women start out natural and pure, as did the fair Maiden Bleeth,
but perhaps she was blinded by Scrotebag Greico’s bleached white teeth.
With biceps bulging and ‘bag gestures flying left and right,
only the alcohol and roofies help us get through the night.
Whether the Douchebag or Turdburglar be handsome or not,
he’s usually guaranteed to be slimier than snail snot.
He’ll grab for your ass or try to molest your tit,
too bad they don’t disappear like a fully squeezed zit.
This is my theory that I now share with all………..
let’s all grab some baseball bats and smack the Scrotebags in the BALLS!
Jailergrrl
