Monday, February 26, 2007

Mugger


I term this creepy ‘bag “Mugger” not simply because he looks like central casting’s cliche street criminal. Not simply because he’s the type who beats up old ladies in alleys just to steal their laundry money, nor because he wears Paula Abdul’s outfit from the 1989 video, “Straight Up” like a washed up gay porn-star.

But because he mugs us of our souls. Our humanity. Our burning orphans (oh wait, that was the last post).

This soup dumpling makes me Beat Takeshi.

# posted by douchebag1

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