Thursday, February 15, 2007

Pumpy


I gotta hand it to Pumpy here, he knows how to mark his territory using clear and unambiguous physicality. Factor in some primal grunts and the neighboring tribe will know not to approach his female, share his drinking water or urinate on his trees.

Later he plans to stare confusedly at a mysterious black monolith while triumphant classical music plays. Suddenly it will come to him, in a flash of recognition. A bone can also function as a tool. A douche tool.

# posted by douchebag1
2:53 am November, 18 Anonymous said...

DUUUHHHHH I'M Touch boobies DUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH Pumpy like!?!?!

6:19 pm November, 20 Rebecca Love said...

Hot Chicks with Douche Bags has opened my eyes to a whole new world… I just cannot believe that Pumpy has died!!!

7:34 pm November, 24 Dr. Douchelittle said...

Vin Diesel has really been drinking that juice. He might explode any minute now.

7:48 pm December, 3 Anonymous said...

lol. all you guys sound jealous, I think this guy is hot. He's definitely screwable.

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