Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Scrote Testing


A new branch of genetic science has begun to isolate the spreading Grieco Virus using a number of innovative methodological approaches. Called “Scrote Testing,” these modern scientific techniques have begun to isolate key factors in the development of a ‘bag’s unholy douchitude and ability to smear his grease on any neighboring cuties within his reach.

Thanks to these modern technological breakthroughs, ‘bags can now trace their ancestral douchitude using a triangulation method. This process pinpoints The Baio, The Grieco and The Swayze as key historical vector points. Much like DNA analysis, Scrote Testing uses a number of factors to determine historical lineage. Note Wank #1 on the left. His lineage directly traces to the Grieco and the Baio. While Wank #2 involves Moby and The Swayze clans mating with a shreiking rhesus monkey.

I would love Darryl Hannah hottie with amazonian fondness.

# posted by douchebag1

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