The Douche Twins
The Douche Twins wanted to congratulate Pumpy on his triumphant win in the HCwD of the Week contest.
As longtime readers know, The Douche Twins have mad a few previous appearances on the site, and I’m pleased to see them checking in to show off yet another hottie they’ve roped into the rarest of rare, the dual twin ‘bag headbutt.
Forming the Flag of Ireland with popped Izods is also pretty impressive. It’s like they’re invoking the Nationalist douche spirit of one of the heirs to the Grieco Crown, Colin Firth. Which would presumably lead to making a sex tape with this perky ivory soap girl. Which I don’t think I could stomach, try as I might, as she is quite delicious. But they are, how you say… not.
EDIT: Colin Farrell, not Firth. Farrell is next-gen douchebaggery in all its sleazy hottie scoring ways. Of course being a movie star don’t hurt.
