The Ghost
I redub this oily bohunk “The Ghost” for his past appearances on the site, but also for the fact his douchey spirit’s ability to pull Barbies makes him otherworldly.
He is also a warning ghost. A ghost of douchebags past, present and future. His warning: Do not forsake the hotness presented to you. For the douchebag is lurking to pluck that blonde chicken from under your nose before you know it.
She is all that is perky and worthwhile about attending state school. Sure you get a crap education, drink a lot and are just biding your time before the night shift at FedEx. But at least you get the occasional cameo performance with Mary-Jean and the State Schoolettes. It’ll give you something to remember fondly during the fifty years between marriage and death.
So listen to the Ghost. Carpe D-Bag, boys. Seize the scrote.
