Monday, February 19, 2007

The Nozzle


Not enough classic greaseball douchebags on the site lately? Here you go. Feast on this oil producing third world country, yanking on a champagne bottle with the grip of a decade of sexual frustration. And, of course, the bling of a thousand year old scrote.

And yet, there she is. A sexy senorita of hot, with the most fantastic shirt of belly reveal since vintage early 1990s Jennifer Connolly.

He’s taunting you. His lips say no. But his eyes say, “Jess.”

Jess being his shower nozzle.

# posted by douchebag1

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