Thursday, February 8, 2007
The Pud Cactus
By now, many of you know my taste in the ladies. If you guessed “this girl,” you’d be correct. Painfully correct.
The fact she’s growing a Pud Cactus out of her back shreds my soul like a Benihana chef hopped up on goofballs. This fungal faced douche has performed one of the rarest of ‘bag movements — the ‘bag headbutt into the back.
For that we applaud his greasy forehead.
And by applaud I mean we send him down a slip-n-slide covered in poo.
