Friday, February 16, 2007

Tom-Toms


Butts soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is getting macked on by a beefy gyrodouche.

— An early draft of Shakespeare’s “Grieco and Juliet”

I would tap out distinctive complex rhythms on those four tom-toms, Keith Moon style. With a sharp downbeat I’d tap out 16th notes on the high-hat, which in this case would be scrotey boy’s muggy greased up face. Then I’d stomp his balls repeatedly for the bass drum, and we’d have the perfect HCwD drum solo.

I’m talking “Ina-gatta-davita” epic.

# posted by douchebag1

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