Thursday, February 22, 2007

Turkey 'Bag


In many ways, the popped collar is the turkey temperature gauge of the budding ‘bag. Collar down? Turkey ‘Bag ain’t done. Glaze with additional layer of pineapple and L.A. Looks gel and continue baking for another forty minutes until chin pubes turn light brown.

Ubiquitous Pixie has made tons of prior appearances on the site, and like a vanilla/chocolate soft serve at the Dairy Queen, she is creamy, sweet and made from a powdered milk base. I would nibble on her running sneakers while tap dancing the morse code translation of Verdi’s Il Trovatore just for the chance to sweep her viranda. And by sweep her viranda I mean, well, to actually sweep her viranda. Because a guy’s gotta start somewhere.

# posted by douchebag1

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