Sunday, February 4, 2007

Why Ladies Love the Scrote


In one of the comments threads, jailergrrl posits one theory why ladies put up with the grease:

Here’s the way that HC’s and Wanna-be’s forgive ourselves for falling into the oily pit that’s sometimes left after the ‘Bag slides on his grease trail into another Hottie: it’s called DRUNK, HORNY, and in non-reflective light, the Maestros de Douche don’t shine, baby. What chick WOULDN’T want to take a ride on a Buff Bag? Turn off the lights, and put oil blotters on the bed! Then get them out the friggin door before you sober up and realize what you’ve done! Let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Don’t wanna see your Le Douche face.

Hmm, interesting theory. Could J.G. be right? Are women willing to put up with mandanas, unearned dog-tags, an oil slick foreheads for the chance to “take a ride on a Buff Bag”?

I’m afraid the evidence is compelling.

Is jailergrrl telling us the cold hard truth we’re afraid to admit? Are the hotties willing to ride the proverbial grease stain if it means a successful trip down the far side of the O-llercoaster? The painful truth is that J.G. appears to be right.

That’s it. I’m hittin’ the gym and buying hoop earrings.

# posted by douchebag1

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