Tuesday, February 6, 2007
Wig Red
It’s bad enough this cracked up David Caruso scrote is wearing Elton John ‘bag glasses, but resorting to the meekest shocker in months in front of this dark haired cutie is just relentlessly grim.
His face has that late 1970s “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” decay on it, like it’s about to crumble inward as his douche-clone emerges naked from the nearby pod field. I don’ t know whether to smack him or try to save him from the alien invasion attacking his mug.
I do know that after the middle finger became ‘Bag Handgesture Du Jour for awhile, the Shocker is making a strong comeback. And by comeback I mean chop up this wank into a boal of Choadmeal and serve to a scrum of angry poodles.
