Thursday, March 15, 2007

Chucky


It’s bad enough that uber-scrotes are out there patrolling the clubs and polluting the hotties, but possessed demonic dolls? It’s one thing to star in cheesy 80s horror films, it’s another to dye your hair black, put on a suit and mack on a gorgeous ball of blond love who may or may not be related to a famous party girl actress.

Seriously Chucky, didn’t a scream queen machete you in the face in the last installment of the series: “Chucky VII: Chucky Douches Out”? Or is this like a “Freddy Vs. Jason” thing where Chucky takes on an uber-hot party girl with fantastic steak tar tar ta tas, only to be forced to fight Pumpy in a made for ancillary XBox sales duel to the finish?

I’d love Party Blonde in ancient Greek ways that would get me thrown in jail in Texas.

# posted by douchebag1

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