Friday, March 9, 2007

Friday Haiku


Donkey, pray tell me,
How can my soul recover,
Post douche perfection?

Orange puckered clay,
too many carrots? odd hue
Wascally douche bag

— DuckDuckDouche

Thy scowl sinks ships
While your lady sends thousands
Homer would be proud

— Pandora

Time at gym paid off
Chest is larger than her’s, but
How do lips lift weights?

— the alpha douche

Liquid embarrassment
Squirting on my Izod
Collar flip with gratitude

— ultra doosh extravaganza

# posted by douchebag1

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