Friday, March 16, 2007

Friday Haiku

I stepped in poo. Hark!
Angelic Blonde, do not weep,
Poo can be scraped off.

Indiana Scrote
Inside thy temple of douche
I hope thy face melts

~ Doucharellious

Portugese bag says
Po Po Po Po PoPoZoa
It means “I’m a douche”

-DuckDuckDouche

Creepy Joe Friday
Sluthing for a little love
Try guy behind you

— the alpha douche

Beutiful Blondie..
Even if thyne roots are brown..
My penis cares not.

— douchebag out!

# posted by douchebag1

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