Friday, March 23, 2007
Friday Haiku
Lost at sea, two souls
Good Will Douching, sharkbait choad.
Scarf abs, seagulls weep.
On holy cleavite
I do gaze slack-jawed, amazed
Toss scrote overboard
~ Doucharellious
Velvet skin of hot
Come away from the scrate bag
Rip picture in half
— rip van wanker
Blank stare, forehead grease
A gathering storm of douche.
Can great whites smell Axe?
-Good Will Doucheing
Douchebag Mariner
Release that fair albatross
Avoid the foul curse
— danny bonnadouchey
