Friday, March 23, 2007

Friday Haiku

Lost at sea, two souls
Good Will Douching, sharkbait choad.
Scarf abs, seagulls weep.

On holy cleavite
I do gaze slack-jawed, amazed
Toss scrote overboard

~ Doucharellious

Velvet skin of hot
Come away from the scrate bag
Rip picture in half

— rip van wanker

Blank stare, forehead grease
A gathering storm of douche.
Can great whites smell Axe?

-Good Will Doucheing

Douchebag Mariner
Release that fair albatross
Avoid the foul curse

— danny bonnadouchey

# posted by douchebag1

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