Tuesday, March 27, 2007

HippieBag


Speaking of woefully underrepresented ‘bag subgenres on the site, the HippieBag has been sorely neglected of late. The Hippebag is one of the rarer douchebag strategies, as the scruff look has grown increasingly unpopular with the hotties. Instead, the cuties have been flocking to the greased up metro uber-douches. Trading in the scruff for grease, as the case may be.

But in some circles the unshaved HipBag look is still a go-to oblique strategy to gain the attentions of the dual-hotness, as pictured here.

HippieBags invoke the tropes of Spin Doctors cassette tape playing mid 1990s hackey-sack ultimate frisbee summers in the hopes that a couple of sexually frustrated Sarah Lawrence girls might want to do lemon drop shots, make out with each other and strip to a Phish bootleg. Because nothing’s hotter than out of tune endless jazz jams sunk by off-key Vermont musicians.

It’s a rarity, but it does happen.

# posted by douchebag1

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