Wednesday, April 25, 2007

College


Ah, College.

A time when young men and women journey forth into the world to seek adventure. To broaden horizons. To make new friends. To pursue the joys of academia, art, culture and higher learning in all of its manifestations.

And, of course, a time to get wrecked and celebrate the fact that your pimply skinny broke ass is pulling hotties you shouldn’t even be in the same solar system with.

Good on you, stripey college choad. Have another half empty bottle of discount vodka from CostCo.

# posted by douchebag1

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