Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Cup o' Nip
It’s not enough that Matt Dillon’s douchey brother wants to show the world his nip. But did Molly Shannon hottie have to show up and enhance the spectacle?
Wait, what’s that? The nip wants to say something:
Nip: Hey guys, don’t forget to vote in the HCwD of the Week contest down below!!
Hey Nip, thanks for the plug. But is that all you have to say?
Nip: This oily scrote likes to fondle me while watching the Golden Girls on Nick at Nite.
Okay, maybe I shouldn’t have asked.
I haven’t seen a breast that flaccid, limp and pale since I had the chicken at Olive Garden. I don’t care how many free breadsticks and salad you get, honey, send it back. Send it back.
