Friday, April 20, 2007

Evodoution

There’s a certain surreal moment when the human body begins to rechannel its own grease into new recombinant DNA helix structures. It’s almost like watching the first douche-frog crawl forth from the primordial douche-soup. A moment of evolutionary leap. Of scrote transcendence.

Look closely. You can see the genetic evodoution taking place right in front of our eyes. A single solitary grease sprout emerging from this ‘bag’s thinning head. Or is that two I see?

Ladies and gentlemen, ‘bags and ‘bag hunters, we are in the presence of a new stage of douche-life. It’s a douche miracle!

Oh, and boobies.

# posted by douchebag1

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