Friday, April 20, 2007
Evodoution
There’s a certain surreal moment when the human body begins to rechannel its own grease into new recombinant DNA helix structures. It’s almost like watching the first douche-frog crawl forth from the primordial douche-soup. A moment of evolutionary leap. Of scrote transcendence.
Look closely. You can see the genetic evodoution taking place right in front of our eyes. A single solitary grease sprout emerging from this ‘bag’s thinning head. Or is that two I see?
Ladies and gentlemen, ‘bags and ‘bag hunters, we are in the presence of a new stage of douche-life. It’s a douche miracle!
Oh, and boobies.
