Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Fatal Douchetraction


Glenn Close has hit hard times since starring in “Fatal Attraction” twenty years ago. Here she is hitting on an all American tasty side order of onion rings hottie. Dammit, Glenn, what happened?

Oh wait. Glenn Close appears to actually be “Glenn Close ‘Bag,” one of the variety of androgyny douches haunting the clubs with their whole “I’m asexual and unthreatening, so come back to my place and we’ll listen to James Blunt together while drinking Moet before I jump on you.”

Someone needs to zip up that aqua blue jumper just a bit tighter, cutting off circulation to Cruella De Ville’s windpipe.

Onion rings hottie, I would dip you in hot sauce and enjoy you with a tasty can or three of Schlitz.

# posted by douchebag1

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