Friday, April 6, 2007

Friday Haiku


Facial Pubes, Faux Hawk,
Douche of rancid grease, so wrong.
Fishnet, soft. So soft.

Douchebag Trawler:
You’ve had a good day on the nets
Now catch and release.

— bmt

The sparkle from your
Gigantic forehead blinds me,
Soul-patch assface douche.

-Good Will Doucheing

mark mcgrath douchebag:
is she really going out
with him? flesh pillows.

— vinegar water sack

i don’t like fishnets
but the lust pillows look real
which saddens me so

— lower case bag

# posted by douchebag1

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