Friday, April 27, 2007
Friday Haiku
Smashing Pumpkins ‘Bag,
In the Matrix? Or just Westside?
Hottie clutches water.
Why wear two watches?
Irony is turtleneck
On no-neck douchebag.
— douche vader
Scrotey Shield Boy Blows
HC trapped in chair.so does
Vodka on the rocks
— voiceboy
Creepy West’bag scum.
Gross, your whole head is pasty.
It’s called sunlight, man.
— Amerigo Vesdouchey
Indoor sunglasses
can’t hide the fact that you’re bald.
you smell like Old Spice.
— .pfah.
Truman Capote,
The 80’s called and they want
their turtleneck back.
— baron von goolo
