Friday, April 27, 2007

Friday Haiku


Smashing Pumpkins ‘Bag,
In the Matrix? Or just Westside?
Hottie clutches water.

Why wear two watches?
Irony is turtleneck
On no-neck douchebag.

— douche vader

Scrotey Shield Boy Blows
HC trapped in chair.so does
Vodka on the rocks

— voiceboy

Creepy West’bag scum.
Gross, your whole head is pasty.
It’s called sunlight, man.

— Amerigo Vesdouchey

Indoor sunglasses
can’t hide the fact that you’re bald.
you smell like Old Spice.

— .pfah.

Truman Capote,
The 80’s called and they want
their turtleneck back.

— baron von goolo

# posted by douchebag1

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