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Hands

I keep trying to focus on the smirking scroad in the middle of this pic, but I find myself distracted, befuddled and confused by all the hands floating around. I can’t tell if this is a bar or a performance by the theatrical mime troupe, Mummenschanz.

So many hands. Only one, however, expressing what we all feel.

I would love both of these Long Island Iced Teas for a solid thirty seconds each before running out of breath and going to the kitchen for a Gatorade.