Monday, April 23, 2007
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True uber-bags have no need for paltry puka shell necklaces or simple regular sized mandanas.
The true uber douche intuits three fundamental concepts:
1. Mandanas only signify scrote when occupying the forehead land mass of Rhode Island.
2. Plastic chain necklaces eat puka shells for lunch.
3. Shirts are for baglings and aspiring scrotes only.
I would stuff broccoli up my nose and dance the Macarena on the 405 dressed in a spandex Batman suit just for the chance to face the hemisphere she occupies for ten minutes.
