Man Boobs
I’m not quite sure what confluence of events led Man Boobs to the sorry state we find him in today. Pectoral confusion in high school? Or just an unhealthy obsession with Ringo Starr in 1981’s “Caveman”?
Either way, he is a strangely confounding ‘bag. A disturbing mix of a number of confusing factors. It’s hard to place him within the larger douchebag context.
I’ll say this though, Man Boobs has coordinated nicely with his zebra print girlfriend to create a unique ‘bag duality here at HCwDB. A DB featuring more cleavage, and sadly more cleavite, than his HC.
I’m confused, startled, and vaguely terrified. Man Boobs’s vacant stare. His goatee and scrub brush hairstyle. His zebraic shirt. Thank God 50s Record Shirt guy is in the background to restore at least a semblance of regular douchebaggery to this disturbing pic.
