Friday, April 27, 2007

No More Club Douche


Unfortunately, the ambiguously Persian hottie from Club Douche’s brick wall inspired bottle party has written in and demanded that her pic be removed. My attempts at assuaging her by offering to rub her thighs with chicken grease were not met with the positive reception I’d hoped for.

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Please remove
“HCwDB of the Week: Club Douche”
from your website. and also my bf’s head from the headlights on that car.

If you do not remove us we will have your website removed.

Thank you
(Ambiguously Persian Hottie Dating Club Douche)

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Well, at least she said thank you.

Since Club Douche was not able to fulfill the duties and standards expected of the HCwDB of the Week Winner, this means the runner-up in last week’s contest, Purg Hottie and Rogue Choad, will assume the crown.

Geez, you’d think mercilessly mocking her boyfriend as a total and complete douchebag was upsetting or something. Come on now. Have ya looked at him?

# posted by douchebag1

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