Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Peeps


Blue Popped Peeps here is struggling with his HCwDB of the Month vote. Indiana Scrote and Cowlick impress him with Eurodouche foreign exoticism, but the Douche Platoon personify everything he aspires to be. And what about Rooster Wank? Total Punk Rock. If Punk Rock meant douche.

As to how Peeps got his name, I haven’t seen that much goo since I microwaved two dozen Easter Peeps when I was twelve.

Stupid marshmallow birds. That’s what you get for being so delectable.

# posted by douchebag1

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