Monday, April 16, 2007

Slappy


Okay, so the HCwDB of the week features some lesser scrotes this week. In the meantime, check out Slappy. Nothing says “stud” like middle aged silk shirt wearing uber-choads featuring the ultra stylin’ “unbuttoned and flared” shirt cuff look.

Blonde on the right has that prim and proper legal analyst by day, candle-wax dripping rubber dress wearing ass kicker by night dichotomy. She would tie me up with black licorice and spank me with an inflatable penguin until I called her “Xena, Warrior Princess of My Ass.”

Oh right. Like you’ve never be spanked with an inflatable penguin before. Or been told to call someone, Xena, Warrior Princess of Your Ass. Yeah, right. Nice try, penguin fetish freak.

# posted by douchebag1

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