Thursday, April 5, 2007

Slim Douchey


Okay now I just feel dirty.

I’ve felt dirty before. But usually that’s because I’m too lazy to wash my sheets or take a shower. This is dirt on the soul dirty. True douchebag Jersey uncleanedness.

Another zonked out boob grab, enough tribal tats to launch a war in the Peloponnesian islands, and Eminem ‘Bag. I can’t tell how cute Pink is because my corneas just melted from digital herpes exposure.

I do appreciate the gradient skin tones on display. It’s like a before and after photoshop demonstration. Whitey McEminem fears the sun. Oh yes he does.

# posted by douchebag1

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