Sunday, April 22, 2007
Stage-2 Xenu
Young Xenu disciples have been popping up all over douche-town lately. They show their dedication to removing Thetans by enrolling in reasonably priced auditing classes, and, of course, by popping collars and scroading all over the hotties.
Note the DNA mutant grease sprout emerging from Xenu Jr.’s head. He is well on his way to reaching “bag clarity.” And to think, it will only cost him twenty years of future salary.
I would write lousy sci-fi books just for the chance to romance Mrs. Purple while explaining human behavior using alien creatures and warmed over Freud.
