Thursday, April 19, 2007

The IHTG 'Bag


The IHTG ‘Bag, otherwise known as the “I Hate This Guy” ‘Bag, is a ‘bag styling that transcends genre classification. There are IHTG Fratbags, Rockerbags, GuidoBags, ArtBags, Trash Bags and just about every other scrote in the douche universe. They cannot be quantified by bling, tribal tats or cactus hair. Not tongue piercings nor even hieroglyphics filled jackets. They are identified only by the rage/bile scale, usually measured through the PH balance found by taking small samplings from the back of the throat.

Now I know what you’re thinking: DB1, isn’t every ‘bag a variation of an “I Hate This Guy” ‘Bag? To an extent, that’s true.

But take Landing Strip Choad, here. Other than the porn star facial pubes, a somewhat annoying coat and the manhandling of this pixie stick, there is an ethereal factor that elevates one’s desire to hammer a spike into his earlobe. It’s the mystery factor. The X Douche. And that quality can only be quantified within the IHTG scale.

Something to think about as we move forward.

# posted by douchebag1

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