Monday, April 9, 2007

The Rorschach Test


There’s so many confusing aspects to this pic, it’s like one of those ink-blot rorschach pictures they use to help figure out your subconscious desires. Help me make sense of the following elements, and lets see what the test teaches us about ourselves:

1. Wanky college ‘bag with classic hipster ironic gas station t-shirt, Matrix sunglasses and mini-shocker hand gesture.

2. Super cutie stripper type displaying fantastic cleavite and a see through lace top.

3. HCwDB commingling taking place in what appears to be a furniture show room mixed with a giant erector set.

4. A wizened old dude, slumped on a couch in the background.

What is the backstory here? How does any of this make sense? Did Joe College ‘Bag wander into a furniture show room in between pre-med classes, only to discover couches being sold at a stripper convention?

I was trying to come up with a more complex explanation for the irrationality of this pic, but then I saw two fantastic chopstick legs, and now I want to dim sum those won tons until I’m hungry again in an hour.

# posted by douchebag1

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