Thursday, April 5, 2007

Welcome to HCwDB!!


I suppose now’s as good a time as any to welcome all the new traffic coming to the site from the recent mentions on Thrillist, Gawker and I Love Bacon. So welcome! And by welcome I mean boobies.

Maybe you’re wondering what we do around here? If so, reread the banner at the top of this page.

You’ll find there’s a lot of strange terms we use around here, things like “The Grieco Virus,” “Bleething” and “Cleavite.” Most of these terms are semi self explanatory, but if you get confused you can always check out the HCwDB FAQ. Not everything’s answered there, because after all, I’m the biggest douchebag there is. Well, maybe not as big as Donkey Douche. But a close second. Well, maybe not as big as Xenu either, but I’m still a big-ass scrote.

If you’ve got a great pic of a hottie/douchey combo or if you’re a hot chick and you just want to say hi, drop me a line at douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com. If you want me to run a pic busting on your best friend douching it up, I take bribes in the form of bottles of Night Train or packages of Tasty Hostess HoHos, everyone’s favorite sweet snack treat.

If you’re in a pic and upset, yes you can email me and I will take it down, but not before mocking you and your pansy-ass wussiness. So buck up and stop whining. It’s still your douchey ass in the pic with a cutie and not mine.

For those visiting from the cubicle/work hell that most of us find ourselves in, you can always use the alternate URL for the site, http://www.hcwdb.com. And be sure to check out the comments threads under each pic I post, the cast of regulars dissects the hottie/douchey wrongness with the laser scalpel of inspired pixelated shredding on a daily basis.

Also, I’m now up on myspace at myspace.com/hotchickswithdouchebags, so add me and I’ll add you back.

Ours is a dark yet hilarious yet boobie filled undertaking, and I hope you’ll join up with us on this mission, nay compulsion to shine the cleansing light of ridicule on the cultural wrongness of the HC and DB commingling. Thanks again to everyone emailing, keep the comments coming.

We study the hottie/scrotey because we must mock. We mock because we love. We love because we’re half drunk on cheap wine and HoHos. Or is that just me?

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