Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Ab Lobster Blondie's Hotness Confirmed


During our recent deconstruction of the hottie/douchey wrongness of HCwDB of the Week winner Ab Lobster, a tertiary debate broke out in regards to the confirmability of the hotness of the Lobster’s blond hottie. After exploring a number of analytical discourses, some theorized she was not “all that” while a forceful counter-argument emerged that she was indeed, “all that.” However the lack of firm evidence left a sense of intellectual stalemate and the conclusiveness of either perspective gradually faded, locked in stasis.

But your humble narrator brings good news.

New evidence has now arrived which should fundamentally alter the ambiguous deconstruction of the uberhotuousness of said Blond Hottie, pictured here. And by evidence I mean, uhm, well, the pic. Which you already knew. Since you’re looking at it.

Consider the argument settled. The Lobster’s Hottie is indeed a salty baked potato to his crustacean insect abs.

As to the Lobs? We reached conclusion on that ‘bag awhile ago. It’s what they call in the science world a “douche-proof.”

# posted by douchebag1

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