Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Ask DB1


I’m starting a new section here at HCwDB where you ask me, The DB1, your humble narrator in all things douchey/hottie, various questions on the hottitude and scrotitude that plague our fair shores. And I’ll try to give my best woozy and alcoholic fueled rant-like answer.

I will seek to facilitate all of our journeys down the spiritual path of douche-enlightenment. To answer the darkest ‘baggiest questions that plague your soul like so many early 1990s Richard Grieco movies. Like If Looks Could Kill. Yeesh.

If you have a question regarding any and all things hottie/douchey and would like an answer, email it in to me at douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com

I’d also like to welcome all new traffic coming by way of yesterday’s mention on Gawker. If you’re new to the ways of ‘bag hunting and hottie drooling, welcome. You’ll pick up the lingo in a few days, or check out the FAQ if you have any other questions.

Also, the site was featured in this month’s Rolling Stone magazine, page 42. I couldn’t find an online link to the Rolling Stone feature, so you’ll just have to go to the bookstore and check it out. It’s the one with The Holy Proto-‘Bag Who is Not ‘Bag, Keith Richards, on the cover. As well as Johnny Depp, whose early douchitude gave way to actual talent.

Mmm… young Winona. I’d Heathers her Lucas while Mermaiding her Beetlejuice.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that each post will be accompanied by a random HCwDB pic, like the one featured here, which will likely have little to do with the question at hand. The reason for this partially involves monkey spittle. But also the fact I’m not remotely organized enough to tie the two together. But mostly, I blame monkey spittle.

# posted by douchebag1

Leave a Reply

What is 7 + 7 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)