Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Choad Patrol

And while you’re mulling your vote for the HCwDB of the Week, here’s a toxic spill to help cleanse the palette.

In staring at the Choad Patrol here (and I’d be careful not to stare too long), the revelation of Ab Crustaceans brings up an important discussion. Is this simply an attempt at affectionate playfulness? Or aggressive posturing bordering on hostility and latent anger?

I’ve always found a certain linguistic irony in the fact that the words “aggression” and “affection” are so similar. And by linguistic irony, I do not mean pretending to enjoy your pasta at the Olive Garden.

What constitutes over the top douchebaggery posturing as aggression instead of affection? Where do we draw the societal lines on ab revelations and hottie headbutting?

And would Mira Sorvino Cutie let me lick her earlobes like a cracked up ferret?

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