Saturday, May 26, 2007

Crab Hands

Expression you never want to hear a hottie say, like “My pee smells funny.” or “I just put my tampons in the toaster by accident.”

Add, “Don’t look now, but Crab Hands are sprouting out of your back.”

I would read Kafka to orphans until they whimpered for the mother they never knew just for the chance to nibble on brunette’s car keys.

# posted by douchebag1

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