Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Doublemint Douche


As if last week’s HCwDB winners, Twin Bags weren’t enough, here’s another heaping of Doublemint Douche to help you get through your Tuesday.

I would love ambiguous Russian Minx hotties in a massive tsarist bacchanal complete with grapes, goblets and a fey lute player for bemusement while resting between bouts of coitus. Then I would feed the Doublemint Douche Twins to the lions while reading Tolstoy to the Noxema Girl Hottie and sipping from the Samovar.

Gotta love dual twin chest exposure + Jesus Bling. Do they make hazmat suits to protect from that sort of gale force douchosity?

# posted by douchebag1

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