Friday, May 4, 2007

Friday Haiku


Bleached chin pubes, douche face.
Brunette Hotness. Bosom speaks,
It begs us, kill douche.

Eyes far apart,
Blazer like a black grouper,
Without question: ‘bag

— mitch meats

Senior prom gone wrong
Rage inducing Blue-tie bag
Almost a nipslip

— Ronald McDouchenald

her: spectacular.
him: suit defies description.
me: aneurysm.

— douche of earl

Albino pube chin..
Take out-of-style satin tie..
and hang yourself.

— douchebag out!

Goat faced man, bleached beard
Suit of fish scales, neon tie
Sweet breast emerges.

–Vinny Scumbaglia

# posted by douchebag1

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