Friday, May 25, 2007

Friday Haiku


Wind through hair plugs.
Bullock hottie tilts hat, says,
Nice try, white tie douche.

Sweet army Sandra
Fake boobs are OK for now
You make me salute

— lone scrote mcquade

Face like a pac-man.
Forehead would like to eat you,
Or perhaps itself.

— anonymous

I’d enlist for her
Please hottie, save my privates
A few good funbags

— danny bonnadouchey

Yikes look behind you
Greasy scrote making his move
Run speedbag hottie!

— mistress julie

# posted by douchebag1

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