Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Harry Beaver says Hi


Since it’s the return of old friends day,the legendary hirsute douchebag Harry Beaver wanted to drop in and say hello, along with The Dharma ‘Bag and, of course, the legend that is Yellowtail. Heck, I didn’t even realize that was Yellowtail, so distracted by the bling was I. But indeed it is, as various sharp eyed ‘bag hunters have observed.

The DB1 just spent his morning arguing a ticket downtown at Traffic Court. Stupid Douchecop pulled me over for not having a seatbelt on. Nice, Douchecop. Have another doughnut. Good news is I got outta there in under two hours. I was fast-tracked for being the only one in court who spoke English. The bad news? Harry Beaver’s got a ball of hot, and I had to pay $99 bucks for a seatbelt infraction.

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