Wednesday, May 16, 2007

HCwDB — THE BOOK


I have fantastic news to announce on the site, fellow ‘bags, ‘bag hunters and cuties. Yours truly, DB1, has been contracted by Simon & Schuster to write a book version of HCwDB for publication next year.

So where do you come in?

I will be printing dozens of the scrotiest and most awe inspiring and spew inducing examples of the broad and complex spectrum of the hottie/douchey kingdom. I’m talking Fratbags, Rockerbags, Choadbags, Greaserbags, everyone from the club dancing ab rollers to the hairy indie toads. But I need your help.

Here’s the deal.

If you are the photographer of any of the featured pics here on the site, email me a hi-res (300dpi) copy of the pic in question, and I will forward you a release for the pic. Return it to me and not only will you get a photo credit in the book, but you’ll have contributed greatly to help bring awareness to the masses of innocent hotties being Bleethed as we speak of the unholy douchitude that lurks within us all.

So if you took a classic HCwDB pic and want to submit it for consideration for the book, email me a hi-res copy at: douchebag1@hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Do your part and contribute to producing a real world talisman, a permanent testament and ode to the various subdivisions, categories and broad spectrum that is the modern Douchebag evolutionary plague. As well as help produce a text that will warn the gorgeous balls of hot who fall into their oily orbit on a daily basis that there is hope out there; there is treatment for exposure to the Grieco Virus.

If you know someone who took one of the pics we’ve featured on the site, email them and ask them to contribute that pic. If not for you, if not for me, do it for posterity. Do it so that future generations can contemplate the dark marching army of douchebaggery that has chewed through and spat out our cultural landscape like so many greased up, bling wearing, Tag Bodyshot spraying termites.

Do it for all of us. Do it for a better tomorrow. But most importantly, do it because making fun of ‘bags is really, really fun. Don’t think of it as a civic duty. Think of it as a moral imperative.

# posted by douchebag1

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