Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Spiderbag
Ever get that strange feeling like Peter Parker might have a double identity as a mutant douchebag who fights crime?
That’s right, Mary Jane. Don’t look behind you. Parker is Spiderbag.
No, this isn’t a plug for the new movie. It’s a plug for those two fantastic cleavite Wisconsin cheese award winning wonder womans. I would web them in tri-color pulp print while bubbles describing my actions with all capital letters floated above me. She is comic book supernova perfection.
