Tuesday, May 8, 2007

The Wampa


Wampa knows how to party down with Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes. But how’d he ever score a Twi’lek hottie?

I always wondered what this mysterious snow creature looked like when kicking back, relaxing, and fondling a sexy dancer paid to pretend she cares. But where is that long black hair on his furry coat coming from? And what’s with the scepter?

I mean… scepter. Come on now. Even in jest, Wampa Oldie is scrote.

There’s just too much wrong to count in this one. I might need to start drinking early today.

# posted by douchebag1

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