Friday, May 18, 2007
Tony Danzig
This pic is like the remake of “West Side Story” set in Fallujah. I can tell by the way he uses his walk he’s greased and blinged, no time to talk. Or am I mixing my movie metaphors again?
He’s Arabian Tony Danza by way of 80s metal. Thus “Tony Danzig.” Bringing my mixed up random references in this post to a solid four.
It is my holiest mission, my compulsion if you will, to liberate all hotties everywhere from the clutches of deep douchey douchebaggery. I am the catcher in the douche-rye. I’m Spartadouche.
And I’m coming for you, blondie.
Now if I could only drop a giant ears reference, the chaos of this commentary would be complete.
