Friday, May 18, 2007

Tony Danzig


This pic is like the remake of “West Side Story” set in Fallujah. I can tell by the way he uses his walk he’s greased and blinged, no time to talk. Or am I mixing my movie metaphors again?

He’s Arabian Tony Danza by way of 80s metal. Thus “Tony Danzig.” Bringing my mixed up random references in this post to a solid four.

It is my holiest mission, my compulsion if you will, to liberate all hotties everywhere from the clutches of deep douchey douchebaggery. I am the catcher in the douche-rye. I’m Spartadouche.

And I’m coming for you, blondie.

Now if I could only drop a giant ears reference, the chaos of this commentary would be complete.

# posted by douchebag1

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