Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Babaganouche BlueBag
I don’t know the backstory of creepy Babaganouche BlueBag. I don’t want to know the backstory of creepy Babaganouche BlueBag.
All I want to know is whether I can pretend to be interested in East Village Hipster Hottie’s ironic collection of Power Rangers action figures and lunchboxes before giving her the most mediocre thirty seconds of awkward dry humping she’s experienced since high school.
